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STUNT 1: WEST SIDE SCOTT DRINK JAKES MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL UNDERWEAR BUTT TEA!! Yeah....we steeped some teabags in a pitcher of water and tossed in the sweaty boxer shorts that Jake the phone bitch wore to Monday Night football the day before. So basically he drank little particles of everything nasty Jake's body could produce!
STUNT 2: CHRISSY THE GREEN COVE WAITRESS TONGUE JACKS OUR TOES FOR TIX!! Not only did she do it...she loved it cus she got to lick Genny's toes and Chrissy has a thing for Gen.... ...even though she's married!!
STUNT 3: JOSH THE WEST SIDE ELECTRICIAN PEES HIS PANTS FOR SMACK DOWN TIX!! Does this stunt even really need any captions????? STUNT 4: BRYAN THE WEST SIDE CONSTRUCTION SUPER WEARS THE DIRTY DIAPER HELMET! Gwen the Southside Secretary eyes the poopy diaper and throws in the towel!! Bryan on the other hand...he went all the way baby and did it for his 16 year old son who is a die-hard... WWE fan. He even smeared the poop on his face like indian war paint!!! We love ya Bryan!! STUNT 4: BOBBY THE JAX GLASS INSTALLER EATS THE FRESHLY SHAVE BACK HAIR TACO SALAD The salad before and after the shaving Bobby's bud Robert gets the honors of shaving Jake the phone bitches back! Commence eating...... Commence blowing chunks!!
All that and we're still all buds!!
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